Monday 10 September 2012

Top 10 Episodes of Red Dwarf


Red Dwarf has always been one of my favourite TV shows. To those who don’t know it’s a show about some goofballs on a mining ship in space 3 million years after a radiation leak on the ship lead to everyone on the ship dying.

That is to say, it killed everyone except slobbish scouser Dave Lister (Craig Charles) as he was in stasis at the time for smuggling a cat on board. But he is not alone on the ship. There’s also a hologram of his dead bunkmate, the extremely up tight and anal Arnold J. Rimmer, BSc, SSc (Chris Barrie) and an evolved descendant of his cat, um, Cat (Danny John-Jules). These members of the ship are constant, but others include Holly, the ship’s AI (Norman Lovett for series I, II and VIII, and Hattie Hayridge for series III-V), Kryten, an android (one episode in series II by David Ross, then by Robert Llewellyn) and Kristine Kochanski, Lister’s crush (permanent member of the crew for series VII and VIII, played by ChloĆ« Annett).

The show follows these characters as they try to get back to Earth, if only to find out what has become of it. It’s a brilliant premise and there was an amazing amount done with it. The science fiction aspect is great, but isn’t so complex as to alienate the non-scientifically minded of us. It’s funny, dramatic, intense, but mostly funny. The characters work so well together and their relationships feel real.

And there’s another series coming. The special Back to Earth I found to be rather disappointing, but it got enough buzz around it that another series was commissioned. I am so excited. So, with the new series coming soon it’s time to celebrate Red Dwarf with a top 10 list of my favourite episodes.

Saturday 8 September 2012

Spec Ops: The Line



Reviewed Platform: PS3

Other Platforms: Xbox 360, PC

Today’s video game market is flooded with modern day shooters that all seem to make you seem like the hero, but Spec Ops: The Line is a modern day shooter where you feel like anything but. Do you hate life? Do you wish that there was something that would make you feel horrible for simply being human? Do you feel that Apocalypse Now wasn’t interactive enough? Then Spec Ops: The Line is definitely the game for you.

You are Captain Martin Walker, a soldier in the United States Army who goes into a ruined Dubai, which had been hit by horrendous sandstorms, in order to find out the fate of a battalion who were supposed to be evacuating Dubai, but then suddenly dropped off the map. On entry, however, the state of Dubai is a lot worse than at first expected.

A Note On Ratings

This system is now defunct as I no longer use ratings. However, this is kept here just for older reviews.

I honestly believe that with a 10-point scale you can't gain everything from a review, however this is an easy way to quickly gauge my feelings as well as useful for comparisons.

Some reviews using the 10-point scale like to have 7 as an average for their reviews, however I prefer to use 5 as an average. The following also shows the colour coding I use:

0: May well be the worst thing ever made. Ever.
1-3: It's not good. At all.
4-6:: It's pretty much average. Not good, but not bad.
7-9: It's pretty good, with hardly any faults.
10: It's damn near perfect and may as well have been made by God!